The Inappropriate Elf Contest

by admin on December 11, 2011

So it’s my husband (TheLameSauce.com)who is behind this, but he put together a bunch of images for the Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf contest. I decided to enter in one of his photos to be considered. So BOOM. Take that. Consider this scene from Silence Of The Lambs:

"Please mister!!" "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

"Please mister!!" "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

Voting starts tomorrow. Do it! http://www.babyrabies.com/2011/12/inappropriate-elf-contest/

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Phoenix and His Nose Picking

by admin on February 24, 2011

Phoenix is gross.

Exhibit A

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Exhibit B – Because sometimes one finger just isn’t enough.

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Exhibit C – Even while holding his pal Woody, the fingers stay put.

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Exhibit D – Can you guess where he is about to put Woody’s hand?

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As he would say, “EWWWWWWW…*long pause*…guck.”

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Sage the Sick

February 23, 2011

Poor Sage.  And her bucket.  Just in case.

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Here’s Johnny!

February 22, 2011

Has this not been the longest, coldest, lamest winter ever??  Don’t get me wrong–I LOVE winter!  I love the cold because we get to run fires in the wood-burning stove and drink hot cocoa and overeat on comfort food during our hibernation.  I love snow.  But I have a tough time with extended cold with [...]

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The Look

February 21, 2011

Gregg gave me ‘the look’ tonight.  Ya know, ‘the look’!  The one that reads, ‘is it safe to leave the kids unsupervised in your care’ look.  Let’s rewind to 7:30am. 7:30am – I’m getting ready, and I notice Sage lying down “sleeping” in the hallway.  I leave her.  I’m trying to get ready. 8:00am – [...]

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Fire Hose of Atrocities

February 18, 2011

Forget about storing a baseball bat next to your bed so you can beat down an intruder.  Get an umbrella. A few days ago I look up because I can sense a presence at the door.   Sure enough, there is Sage.  Being all creepy in the dark. “Hi, Sage.  What’s up?” “Mommy, my throat hurts.” [...]

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The Day I Made One Lady’s Bad Morning Worse

February 17, 2011

Today my gas tank was on empty, so I needed to make a trip to fill ‘er up.  I pull into the gas station and notice that there are only two pumps open that are on the same side of the gas port.  I roll up to it, planning on pulling all the way through, [...]

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Rainy Day Alternative?

October 1, 2010

What to do on a rainy day?  How about having a play date involving making cookies and destroying the freshly cleaned kitchen??  DEFINITELY!

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Truth Bomb?

September 30, 2010

So, I was strapping Sage into her car seat when she says to me, “Mom, I’m four years old.  I’m not a child anymore.”  What the WHAT??  Sage, you’re FOUR!  F-O-U-R!  You can’t even spell ‘four’ yet.  Isn’t she a bit young to be pulling that line??

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Oh dear…

September 3, 2010

Phoenix just mauled a Smurf.

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